My ultimate source of laughter and hysteria: The girls.

So, NCM, Mich and I went out to play yesterday and today! Actually, we were on a mission. That is to taste the food in the poly/s we went and see if there're safe, healthy and delicious to consume. Heh.

Our first stop: Ngee Ann Polytechnic
"Are y'all here for the open house?"
NO, of course not, we're the Mei Shi Zuan Jia/s luh-.-
Anyway, we went to eat once we stepped into NAP, at the to-be-demolished foodcourt. Then, we went walking around collecting goodie bags! We have to show our IC in order to take the goodie bags luh, how dumb is that? We got a whole lot of papers/ brochures/ leaflets, cakes, water, coffee, balloons, slimy-jelly-thingy, flowers (Aww, lovely!) and henna! My henna looks the most retarded among the three of us because it was done by a freaking long hair and sleepy looking dude. Man, it doesn't even look like a butterfly and so much of being a Hu Die Mei huh.

We took the tour bus, which was led by Mark, and had free Katchang Puteh, popcorn and candy floss! The cotton candy lady had cotton candy in her hair, which is extremely gross but it shows how dedicated she is in her work. Good job, keep it up woman. We also had waffle with ice cream and strawberries at the Makan Place! The lady there was like "Blow blow the henna away." Righttttttttttt, weird. Then we went to the different schools to explore and laughed like crazy at all the idiotic things that NCM says and Mich does. For example, "We must write our wishes on it first," And while we were on the bus home, this man's butt burst NCM's balloon and stepped on my slimy-jelly-thingy hahhahahahhaha

Our second stop: Singapore Polytechnic
Okay, so I set off duper early because I thought I was going to be late, but in the end I arrived 1/2 an hour earlier and had to wait like a friggin' asshole at the MRT station standing-.-There was this sign that says "Notice! No waiting here." Like dude, it's a MRT station, I can wait anywhere I like, dammit. Then, once again, the first place that we go once we enter SP is the foodcourt. NCM and Adrian had Thai cuisine, while Mich and I had Japanese food. Next, exploring time! We went to the school of business, digital something, infocomm something and media something adn asked a whole lot of questions! We were looking for Creative Media Design and the people there were like, "Why don't you go Level 2?" and " Why don't you go Level 3?" and "Um, let me check for you" and then proceeds to look at this brochure which doesn't have Creative Media Design written on it. Like, earth to you, it's not there that's why we're freaking asking? In the end, it's not actually a diploma, just part of the course they offer. Dumbass-esssssssssss :( It got us really mad and upset, hence the picture below and they kept staring at us rudely.

So we left and went to school of design, which was uber fun. We took badges and played with the tattoos there like crazy. NCM and I each got 5 tattoo on our arm, while Mich and Adrian had only 2, I think. We were spraying and giggling and talking loudly and messing up their table, but they didn't even care luh. Heh, but my tattoos turn out disgusting and wrinkly because of Mich's oh-so-wonderful "skill". After that, we went to a cafe to chill, crap, laugh, talk, rest, hide Mich's phone and laugh even more, till it's time to go home. And while we were walking to MRT, my bottle leaked and my entire bag was soaked. Like dang, I thought it was drizzling? Argh, I had to go home with a half-wet bag, grossssss.



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